What I got from spam

Humans are such funny animals.  Relentlessly curious and always trying to get ahead, be it by social status, or financially, or romantically…

In that search, it’s quite funny at times what we’re looking for.  Or what others think we’re looking for.  In the past few weeks, I’ve been bombarded by Twitter followers that…well, as an example, Ms. Virginia Osborn of Oklahoma, who’s Twitter handle is Rettagoh looks harmless enough.

Now, my mind works strangely, so the first thing I notice is “Rettagoh” backwards is “Hogatter” which can be broken up to hog atter, which sounds like a rural expression for liking someone.

“Lookit that one, Billybob!  Ain’t she purty as a pikchur?”

“Sure is, MarmaDuke!  I’d hog atter in two shakes of pig’s tail!  Yessiree!”

But that’s being unfair.  I’m sure poor Virginia’s first few choices for names were taken.  And look at the thoughtful tweets from my new Oklahomian friend!

At the end of our lives, we all ask… Did I live?  Did I love?  Did I matter?

and

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.

Deep, right?

Anyway, it’s only then that I find, much to my dismay, that my new Twitter friend has a rather unfortunate website address (though, I’m sure, no fault of her own, my guess is she’s rather naive, growing up in rural Oklahoma), but you can visit her at porn-gangbang25.info.

Makes me wonder if those two quotes don’t necessarily have meanings other than what I thought.

Makes me wonder how many people are stupid enough, or pathetic enough to fall for this shit.

But then I start thinking about the spam I get on my blog and decide take a look at the gooey stuff that got caught in my WordPress spam filter this last week.  Turns out it’s quite a bit.  Just for shits and giggles, let’s see what I can get from it all.

Got your Hazmat suit, gloves and goggles?  Great!  Let’s take a look, shall we?

hello there and thank you for your information – I have definitely picked up something new from right here. I did however expertise a few technical points using this website, as I experienced to reload the site a lot of times previous to I could get it to load properly. I had been wondering if your hosting is OK? Not that I’m complaining, but slow loading instances times will often affect your placement in google and could damage your high-quality score if advertising and marketing with Adwords. Anyway I’m adding this RSS to my email and could look out for a lot more of your respective fascinating content. Make sure you update this again very soon..

Huh.  Cool.  Vernia Ireland thinks I have respective fascinating content.  Nice!  Thanks Vernia!  I think you have…a…bonny last name!

The unfortunate fact is that even the leaders who are brought forward only keep the Pakistani ideology in mind and not of the state of Kashmir.

This was in response to my blog about education.  Not sure what crazy old Brian Vosakalo‘s talking about, but…yeah, you go with it, Bri!

The next one from lcellphepay was far too long to quote the whole thing, but it’s filled with fascinating factoids.  Check it out:

Tables are made of wooden. Every thing has got its original alternative. Just think associated with using Ugg footwear with the beach. Ohid I actually good peanuts! Certainly, notecause that could be the simplest way such boots has been around since together with started to be popular inside of a short-term span of your energy. Can’t you consider the idea? Perfectly allowed me to clarify you simply speaking precisely how the idea appeared. That it was all through 70s the particular footwear grew to be far more dominant associated with the browsers from Queensland.

What have we learned from this?

  1. Tables are made of wooden.
  2. Every thing has got its original alternative.
  3. Ohid I actually good peanuts! (okay, not really a learning, but it’s so fun to say!)
  4. Such boots has been around since together with started to be popular inside a short-term span of your energy.  (I think this may be something I learned in high school Physics then forgot)

So, jeez…spam as a learning experience!  Who knew?

Chuck Norris Jokes seemed to find something funny in my blog about getting older.  His response?

lmao

Well, at least he was succinct, even if he was laughing at a guy worried about getting old.  Screw you, Chuck Norris Jokes!

Then I got some heartening news from Extended Warranty Blog.  I’m so excited, I just…well, why should I spoil it when I can just quote it?

Great write-up, I am normal visitor of one’s site, maintain up the nice operate, and It’s going to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time.

I’m happy that he’s a normal visitor of one’s site, so, by God, I’ll move heaven and earth to maintain the nice operate so it can continue to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time.  This may be a bit premature, because we just met a couple of weeks ago, but, yay me!

Apparently I really helped Armandina Dubois when I talked about the Wife’s hellish shopping habits.  Armandina said:

Wohh just what I was searching for, thanks for putting up.

Now, had she said “thanks for putting out” I would have referred her to my Oklahomian friend, Virginia.

Brian Dunarause holds a special place in my heart.

You are my intake , I possess few web logs and rarely run out from to brand : (.

Brian, you are my intake too, buddy.  Now, for the rest of you, just to let you know, I don’t think Brian and I are always going to see eye-to-eye, intake or no intake, because, quite frankly, I often run out from to brand.

And then there’s the spam that makes you think.  Pharmf603 has really got me wondering here…maybe the other readers can help.

Hello! ecdfkea interesting ecdfkea site! I’m really like it! Very, very ecdfkea good!

Now, is ecdfkea a cuss-word?  Or does he think I’m ecdfkea?  Or is it some sort of mashed up combo…my name as a cuss-word.  Damn you, Pharmf603!  You’ve got me ecdfkea confused!

So, in the end, I remain fully committed to carefully scanning my spam.  I’ve made new friends and gotten some encouragement and words of wisdom from them.

Seriously, hopefully I’ll get regular ecdfkea spam for lengthy times!  I’ll maintain the nice operate and fill it with respective fascinating content if you all promise to be my intake.  Ohid I actually good peanuts!

And to you Chuck Norris Jokes?  Well, you can just ecdfkea!

Bless you, spam!

Next?  Search terms.

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8 thoughts on “What I got from spam

  1. Oh my god, this is the best post ever! You have created such beauty from very confusing nonsense… I have just scratched my head and cleared my spam, but now, well, now, I will take a deeper look and consider the meaning therein. Who knew?

  2. ah ha! You have just been “ecdfkea” with spam spread!
    Would you like relish with that or cheese?

    Thank you Tobin, for the many smiles you share and give and your most insightful, completely outside and inside the boxes (yes plural), thought provoking words and images.

  3. Dear Tobin,
    The children left yesterday and today I am poised between: “I’M NEVER DOING THIS EVER AGAIN!” “What just happened?” and the age-old question: “Are all mother-in-laws destined to stink?” The tree that I decorated so lovingly is mocking me like an ugly gorilla with no bananas. I’ve probably gained the weight of a small person and still have a kitchen full of gross dishes to do. I laughed so hard at this post today it was out of all proportion to the post, funny as it is. On a day like today it is an absolute lifesaver which shakes off the cobwebs, brings everything into perspective again and re-establishes the beauty of the written word (I think!) Many, many thanks for the gift of humour today.

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